uselesskids:

<3 


bombing:

wigglethatbutt:

bombing:

just had a dream where someone stole my socks and framed me for murder using the dna on them

i dreamt i stole someones socks omg

i’m calling the police

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)


(via guy)


cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

(via confirmance)


Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers.
Charles William Eliot (via kushandwizdom)

questiun:

when ur walking around with just one shoe

image

(via joshpeck)


trillow:

we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

what do u call a backstabbing grocer

traitor joe

image

(via heliolisk)


(via phobias)


tsarbucks:

tehlofflies:

tsarbucks:

you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like 

"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"

how do you know hell has wifi

satan owes me several favors

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)