shitpostmemeboy:

dogmemes:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

he looked old for 14

“It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.”
― Pablo Picasso

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thehartsandthehelbig:

scarecrowframe:

faultinourfantasies:

SYSTEM ALERT: The metaphor is in his hand

Wait wait wait. His girlfriend needs assistance breathing and he smokes next to her? Hahahahahahaha what the fuck is this

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capitolsjay:

this guy is systematically undoing the world

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solar-citrus:

CAUSE I SERIOUSLY NEEDED SOMETHING LIKE THIS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER. I HOPE THIS HELPS YOU GUYS.

Don’t forget that drinking plenty of water and tea, eating a healthy diet and daily exercise will make a HUGE difference with your complexion.  Touching your face frequently is also a big no-no.  Everyone’s skin is different, so experiment with your own treatment routines and find what best suits you!!  I think this is a topic that’s almost taboo to talk about, but everyone has it, so we might as well help each other out with what we’ve found successful, right!?

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ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

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dynastylnoire:

inshallah-clothing:

A homeless man was riding a Vancouver bus alone and barefoot over the weekend. As he sat with nothing but plastic hairnets covering his feet, most of his fellow passengers ignored or avoided him.
But one caring observer was so overtaken by compassion for the man’s plight that he removed his own socks and shoes and gave them to him.
The benefactor, who could have simply joined his peers in ignoring the man, subsequently exited the bus and walked home barefoot.
Bus driver Surjit Singh Virk observed the the incident, telling reporters that it truly warmed his heart. The driver also took pictures of both the homeless man and the donor, which have since been shared on social media.
 “It made my heart melt,” Virk told QMI Agency. “He just took his shoes and socks off and said, ‘You can take these, don’t worry about me — I live close by and can walk.’”
The generous 27-year-old man, who was apparently on his way home from worshiping at a local mosque, asked to remain anonymous when contacted by QMI Agency about the story.
“I felt bad for the guy. He was wearing plastic hairnets on his feet,” he said. “I was only about a two-minute walk from home, so I thought I could give him my shoes.”
The man said acts of charity in the Islamic faith should be done anonymously and so didn’t want to have his name released publicly. This caring act would likely be counted as “sadaqa,” or voluntary giving that is a part of the Muslim faith.
Virk said the recipient of the shoes was entirely surprised by the act of kindness.
 #zakat #charity #faith #allah #god #kindness #islam #muslims

omg ::tears::

dynastylnoire:

inshallah-clothing:

A homeless man was riding a Vancouver bus alone and barefoot over the weekend. As he sat with nothing but plastic hairnets covering his feet, most of his fellow passengers ignored or avoided him.

But one caring observer was so overtaken by compassion for the man’s plight that he removed his own socks and shoes and gave them to him.

The benefactor, who could have simply joined his peers in ignoring the man, subsequently exited the bus and walked home barefoot.

Bus driver Surjit Singh Virk observed the the incident, telling reporters that it truly warmed his heart. The driver also took pictures of both the homeless man and the donor, which have since been shared on social media.


“It made my heart melt,” Virk told QMI Agency. “He just took his shoes and socks off and said, ‘You can take these, don’t worry about me — I live close by and can walk.’”

The generous 27-year-old man, who was apparently on his way home from worshiping at a local mosque, asked to remain anonymous when contacted by QMI Agency about the story.

“I felt bad for the guy. He was wearing plastic hairnets on his feet,” he said. “I was only about a two-minute walk from home, so I thought I could give him my shoes.”

The man said acts of charity in the Islamic faith should be done anonymously and so didn’t want to have his name released publicly. This caring act would likely be counted as “sadaqa,” or voluntary giving that is a part of the Muslim faith.

Virk said the recipient of the shoes was entirely surprised by the act of kindness.


#zakat #charity #faith #allah #god #kindness #islam #muslims

omg ::tears::

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lady-tyrell:

enjolux:

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 
Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
I screwed the barmaid.
Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
I screwed a lot of girls here.
Sollemnes, you screw well!
Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.
Nice to see nothing has changed.


There is a website with all of the graffiti

I love this.




I am laughing so hard


someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all

lady-tyrell:

enjolux:

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 

  • Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
  • Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
  • I screwed the barmaid.
  • Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
  • I screwed a lot of girls here.
  • Sollemnes, you screw well!
  • Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.

Nice to see nothing has changed.

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There is a website with all of the graffiti

I love this.

I am laughing so hard

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someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all

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tutimon886:

mbrainspaz:

So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
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complete with Lion King coloring books
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There was a lego table
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and PUPPIES
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also, free massages. 

This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college. 

Our school should do this

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